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  1. Marcelcomics says:
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    Dick Burton enjoys welsh wars

    (hint : that is about welsh rugby)

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    • Contrepeteur says:
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      Dick Burton enjoys welsh wars – is it “belch wars”, or is there something else I am missing?
      Is so, what is “Wurton” ? (unless I am missing something, which I often do!)
      Any chance something can be done with wars > whores ?

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  2. Marcelcomics says:
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    The journalist dissed O’Gara’s kick

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  3. Joanne says:
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    When do they get approved?

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    • Contrepeteur says:
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      We are working on this…
      We were waiting for the site to have all the features (it is still under construction and only officially released next month).
      So from say tomorrow I will slowly approve the approved ones and put them in the system, under the name of the respective authors.
      Then I will post on our Facebook and Twitter and Tumblr accounts and you can start sharing and liking etc if you want to!

      Thanks fro your patience!

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    • Contrepeteur says:
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      I have now approved all the comments.
      Some of them were approved for a few days after they were posted, and so I approved the replies to.
      Then to avoid confusion we unapproved everything when we started setting up the Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr accounts.

      Now they are all approved again so feel free to comment, improve, etc.

      We will start approving the contrepèteries later today or tomorrow, so thanks for your patience.

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    • Contrepeteur says:
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      And I forgot to mention, but for security reasons, comments are moderated for people who never commented before.
      For the rest they can comment away once they have been approved once.

      So please all, play nice so we do not need to restrict moderation too much. The T&C will be updated before next week-end.

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  4. Joanne says:
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    Looks like sexual puns rule, so here I go too:
    Look closer: the lice is viewed.

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  5. MarCus says:
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    None in Irish? I will give it my best try:

    If you got what comes out of my gob, ba mhór an cúis náine é.
    >>
    If you got what comes out of my knob, ba mhór an cúis gáire é.

    Pour comprendre il faut une petit leçon de gaélique Irlandais:

    -Náire = honte
    -Gáire = rire, marrant
    – ba mhór an xyz é= ce serait très / un(e) grand(e) xyz

    Aussi, le mot “nob” s’écrit aussi “knob”, et les deux se prononce pareil.
    Ils signifient “dick, head, prick, penis”.
    “Gob” est un mot d’origine Irlandaise, et signifie “gueule.&

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  6. Fan de contrepets says:
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    SPecial Northern Irish one
    This rug explains the Battle in the Boyne: a small light started that fire.
    This bug explains the rattle in the loin: a small bite started that fire.

    Today of all days!

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  7. Fan de contrepets says:
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    The vice is at the bottom of the liquor.
    Gives: the lice is at the bottom of the vicar.

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    • Contrepeteur says:
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      Added.
      Thanks.

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  8. Fan de contrepets says:
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    Pour la Marquise, un contrepet gay

    This banker supports the rent ploy. Why always a banker?

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  9. La Marquise says:
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    Another gay one I suppose

    I find belief in the Rum.

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  10. La Marquise says:
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    I think I am getting better at this

    Victim of the lazzi, Miss E. felt ashamed of being nude.
    (Victim of the Nazi, Miss E. felt ashamed of being lewd.)

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  11. Fan de contrepets says:
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    It was my first English contrepèterie that I wrote last year and forgot about:
    The more DSK’s hotel offers, the less the one maid can cope with.

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  12. La Marquise says:
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    Watching te box set and that made me think of this

    Angel’s demon made Buffy psych out.

    How good is that! (I have just watched the episode with Satsu

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  13. La Marquise says:
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    And maybe Rods of the Lings?

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  14. La Marquise says:
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    Ok the Lords of Rings did nit work I’ll have to make it try better

    What about
    The pleasures of the bike, can be increased by a string of deeds ??

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  15. Fan de contrepets says:
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    I love religious ones! My way to get back at those cunts who spoiled my youth and innocence

    Can you prank a yeast? (yank/priest)

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  16. La Marquise says:
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    Bagots cannot fend for themselves without Bilbo.

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    • Contrepeteur says:
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      Sorry but this does not work.
      In English, Bilbo’s family name is “Baggins”.
      But it could be salvaged. Why not try something about Maggots?

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  17. Fan de contrepets says:
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    Another one for you, Marquise!

    Pray! Be good.

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  18. Carl0s J.X says:
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    My pet likes Venus.
    My vet likes penis.

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    • Contrepeteur says:
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      Approved.
      Challenge for you: create a contrepet based on Mars, and make it a double-contrepet!

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  19. Carl0s J.X says:
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    The witch was banking on-line.
    The bitch was wanking on-line.

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    • Contrepeteur says:
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      Published.
      But note that technically bank and wank are not the same pronunciation.
      wɑŋk
      bæŋk
      But the standard IPA pronunciation is not often used, so the colloquial pronunciation you are using makes it work well enough, plus it is a funny one!

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  20. Fan de contrepets says:
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    McCain aims at the south with all his might.

    Not very good, I know…

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    • Contrepeteur says:
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      Sorry but this one does not qualify.
      I will put it in the salvage section so it can be salvaged by yourself or someone else.
      If it is salvaged you will get shared credit… but in the meantime the post will not mention you 🙂

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  21. Fan de contrepets says:
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    A warm God made the sun-rays come unto us.

    When I think I used to be a god-fearing man!

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    • Contrepeteur says:
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      Approved 😀

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      • Fan de contrepets says:
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        Thanks. I changed my avatar too!

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  22. Carl0s J.X says:
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    Please remove that lock, if you want to release your code.
    Please remove that cock, if you want to release your load.

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    • Contrepeteur says:
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      Approved, published on Facebook and Twitter.
      We will probably approve one every day. Don’t worry you all have a year from 12/08/2012 to gather as many share/like etc. as you need to win the Comtrepétition 🙂

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