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  1. Carl0s J.X says:
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    This madam does not like to find gum in her curls.

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  2. Michel says:
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    This fairy likes a good mist.

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    • Carl0s J.X says:
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      This fairy mucks about!!!

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  3. La Marquise ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ says:
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    He enjoys the now with his daily cookie.
    (nooky with a cow!)

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    • Contrepeteur says:
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      we suggest “with a”

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  4. Andrew says:
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    Did Juliette have to die to free her dove?

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      What about:
      Juliette had to die to free her dove… while Romeo died for a happy trick 🙂
      (tried for a happy dick)

      Romeo’s corny trust made her hunt a little thorn.
      (horny thrust/cunt torn)

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      • Contrepeteur says:
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        Will add “in juliette” for tyhe second one so it can stand on its own!

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  5. Contrepeteur says:
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    Just so everyone is on the clear… we did notice some contributions were lifted directly from one of the “valid examples” we provided.
    Some of them were even created by one of our admins!
    But he agreed to let people who lifted them to get full credit… but please remember to give credit to others when credit is due! If we find out such activities happening with third party’s intellectual property, the authors will of course be disqualified.

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  6. Marcelcomics says:
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    This Duke made me pick.

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  7. Marcelcomics says:
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    In the bath, the soul of a girl is full of hope

    (I am not the author of that one, so it is not a submission)

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  8. Marcelcomics says:
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    My firm requires a lot of space.

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    • Contrepeteur says:
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      Beautiful one. I have been working on this one all of Friday and only came up with something not as good regarding “his firm” and “her space”. Note that there is a contribution about a space firm by a previous contributor, so both may be put in the same entry 🙂

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  9. Marcelcomics says:
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    I spat on your twit

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  10. Fan de contrepets says:
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    Bill Clinton’s seating plan gave him plenty of cheques.

    It was probably more relevant when he was president and fund raising to be reelected and not sleeping with interns.

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  11. MarCus says:
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    The pilots knew he would out-rank them all, so they tried to damage his wing.

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  12. Fan de contrepets says:
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    My first pick was that German dope.

    Un autre contrepet religieux! Sorry if I sound obsessed!!!!?

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  13. Gun Hilla says:
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    His beak glows all night long.

    IS that a long or a short “i:”?

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  14. Joanne says:
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    Jade: a code for trash

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  15. Joanne says:
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    The size of his files increases everytime he gets pecked…

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  16. Michel says:
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    Good one!
    Her cash is up for grabs = Her gash is up for crabs.

    Get it?

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  17. La Marquise says:
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    Her husband got most of his guests on pay-day. (pest = morpions)

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  18. MarCus says:
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    “Fan de”, why did you not think of this one:
    “His mighty god can relieve her rash. “

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  19. MarCus says:
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    Yesterday I picked-up Lucy.

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  20. Joanne says:
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    For all the guys out there who like busty women:

    Rocco’s new born meant a hard-pressed day.

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  21. Fan de contrepets says:
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    She loves “spicks” because of their derms’ sweet odour.

    I know it is using racist slang, but not offense intended: she likes them… sorry for using the offensive term but it’s the first one I though of because my cousin in the States she is always dating latinos and keep telling me that she likes how they smell. (I dont make it sound better, do I !?)

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  22. La Marquise says:
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    The oerfect one for us bears: One of my vigorous cubs will lift up that huge rock in seconds.

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  23. Joanne says:
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    La Marquize will appreciate I hope:
    Soldiers who hide will not have lead.

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  24. Joanne says:
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    Do we have to dedicate all the gays ones to “La Marquise”?

    I protect my derm from the sharpest spikes.

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  25. La Marquise says:
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    Warning read in the spoiler: house not responsible if you sleep in someone else’s bunk.

    The Boiler House is a gay sauna in Dublin.

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  26. Joanne says:
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    It is a space firm.

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    • Fan de contrepets says:
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      Maybe special or spacial, with facial?

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  27. La Marquise says:
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    This lay man found luck in a game-fez.

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  28. Joanne says:
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    Irish girls will not like this one:
    Because of his hate for red, he gave up rust for Lent.
    Because of his rate for head, he gave up "lust for rent."

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    • Joanne says:
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      Sorry if I cannot help with French translation! Mais je n’ai que 2 ans de l’ecole.

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  29. Fan de contrepets says:
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    Wankers are billing because bankers are willing.

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  30. MarCus says:
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    Australians like to boot the rich.

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  31. Joanne says:
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    That’s a funny concept.
    I work with trees and I was thinking that cutting too many of them was not good for our RoI in the long term:

    Doing too many fellings results in shitty ratios.

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  32. Fan de contrepets says:
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    The Pope suffers from his sack of lies down here.
    (Down there does nor work. Any idea how to improve it, anyone?)

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