Some suggestions just cannot be accepted, and hardly salvaged.
It is not about being politically correct, but about not promoting humor based on racism or authentic sexism.
Sexist jokes are OK for instance, but not rape jokes.
As suggested by the author, we will not give the solution to this one as it goes against our policies. But for the sake of freedom of expression, we publish it... but we do not approve it or of it.
After careful consideration, this one is no longer approved, due to our anti-racism policy.