I love my pet wussy

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I love my pet wussy. RT if you read that wrong.

Sorry but this one does not quite qualify, as this is simply a spoonerism with a made-up pet name.
It would work if this was an existing, famous or ordinarily or frequently used, pet name; or if it was topical (such a pet is in the news or something that brings it to the collective consciousnesses.