I heard your milk is good at relieving a cough

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I heard your milk is good at relieving a cough
Il parait que ton lait peut soulager une toux

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I heard your MILF is good at relieving a cock
Il parait que ta mère est bonne pour soulager une bite

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No one’s mirth could make this ginger move an eyebrow

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No one’s mirth could make this ginger move an eyebrow Personne n’a un rire qui puisse faire réagir ce rouquin

No one’s girth could make this minger move an eyebrow Personne n’est d’un diamètre suffisant pour faire réagir cette salope

My scale is not heavy duty enough for Dublin tanks

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My scale is not heavy duty enough for Dublin tanks Ma balance n’est pas assez solide pour peser les tanks Dublinois

My tail is not heavy duty enough for Dublin skanks Ma queue n’est pas assez robuste pour satisfaire les allumeuses Dublinoises

The best whinges are from women who have just met each other

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The best whinges are from women who have just met each other Les meilleures complaintes viennent des femmes qui viennent de se rencontrer

The best minges are from women who have just wet each other Les meilleurs chattes sont celles qui viennent de se faire mouiller mutuellement

One Pope should have been enough to make Cardinal Brady grey

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One Pope should have been enough to make Cardinal Brady grey Il n’aurait pas du falloir plus d’un Pape pour donner des cheveux gris au Cardinal Brady

One grope should have been enough to make Cardinal Brady pay Les premiers attouchements auraient du suffir a faire payer le Cardinal Brady (qui a protégé les coupables…)

When Obama shows he’s fresh, it makes Romney’s election harder

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When Obama shows he’s fresh, it makes Romney’s election harder Quand Obama fait preuve de fraicheur, ca rend l’election de Romney plus difficile

When Obama shows his flesh, it makes Romney’s erection harder Quand Obama dévoile sa chair, l’érection de Romney durcie

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Don’t blame her financial limp: most parts of Europe are peaced out

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Don’t blame her financial limp: most parts of Europe are peaced out Ignorez qu’elle boite financierement: la plus part de l’Europe est en paix

Don’t blame her financial pimp: most parts of Europe are leased out Ne vous plaignez pas de ses maqueraux financiers: la plus part de l’Europe est à louer/tout chez Europe est à louer

A well hung rope would give you a pun for your money

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A well hung rope would give you a pun for your money Une équation bien membré, ca vous donne un bon jeux de mot

A well hung Pope would give you a run for your money Un Pope bien membré vous en donnerait pour votre argent