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I love my pet wussy

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I love my pet wussy. RT if you read that wrong.

Sorry but this one does not quite qualify, as this is simply a spoonerism with a made-up pet name.
It would work if this was an existing, famous or ordinarily or frequently used, pet name; or if it was topical (such a pet is in the news or something that brings it to the collective consciousnesses.

Jelly Bean > Billie Jean

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Jelly Bean > Billie Jean
Sorry but this one does not qualify, as the pronunciation of the vowels do no mqtch.

ɛli bin
> bɪli dʒin

Can an,yone salvage this one?
Maybe plqying with Jocks/Box
dʒɑks, bɑks
dʒin, bɪn

French whiskey… makes the wench frisky

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French whiskey makes… Le whisky français rend…

… the wench frisky … la soubrette chaude

Found on twitter: @cubosh

It could be improved, as it is not the pure form we defend, of only one sentence.

But it is quite congruent and well turned, it flows naturally enough.(Not in the form “Is it XY or YX?”, which is a low form of spoonerism!)

It should really be possible to improve by making it a double contrepèterie.