Let’s make a fake with some milk.
Faisons un faux à base de lait
We will not spoil it, figure it out yourself: http://www.lescontrepetographes.com/?p=1428
Very good inspiration, but “punt” and “cunt” do not have the same sounds.
I love my pet wussy. RT if you read that wrong.
Sorry but this one does not quite qualify, as this is simply a spoonerism with a made-up pet name.
It would work if this was an existing, famous or ordinarily or frequently used, pet name; or if it was topical (such a pet is in the news or something that brings it to the collective consciousnesses.
Difference between plastic surgeons and Ruairi Quinn/Michael Gove?
They want to tuck features
Ils veulent raffermir les traits
They want to fuck teachers
Ils veulent que les enseignants soient de la baise
Medical students want to tuck features
Les étudiants en médecine veulent raffermir les traits
Medical students want to fuck teachers
Les étudiants en médecine veulent baiser leurs enseignants
Jelly Bean > Billie Jean
Sorry but this one does not qualify, as the pronunciation of the vowels do no mqtch.
> bɪli dʒin
Can an,yone salvage this one?
Maybe plqying with Jocks/Box
French whiskey makes…
Le whisky français rend…
… the wench frisky
… la soubrette chaude
Found on twitter: @cubosh
It could be improved, as it is not the pure form we defend, of only one sentence.
But it is quite congruent and well turned, it flows naturally enough.(Not in the form “Is it XY or YX?”, which is a low form of spoonerism!)
It should really be possible to improve by making it a double contrepèterie.