A well hung rope would give you a pun for your money

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A well hung rope would give you a pun for your money Une équation bien membré, ca vous donne un bon jeux de mot

A well hung Pope would give you a run for your money Un Pope bien membré vous en donnerait pour votre argent

A real night-fair: they missed the vote, leaving with swollen gains

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A real night-fair: they missed the vote, leaving with swollen gains Une vraie foire nocturne: ils ont manqué les election, mais avec des gains augmentés

A real night-mare: they fist the goat, leaving with swollen veins Un vrai cauchemard: ils ont fisté une chèvre, partant ensuite avec des veines turgescentes

When faxes increase on trench warfare, the melt has to be Belgium

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When faxes increase on trench warfare, the melt has to be Belgium Quand le nombre de fax sur la guerre des tranchée augmente, le fondant se doit d’etre Belge

When taxes increase on french welfare, the mort has to be Belgium QUand les taxes augmentent sur le bien-etre des Francais, l’hallali est sonné par la Belgique

Augustus Glück demanded shared banking before going to wed; Violette handed over her cash and was left with only gum to chew on

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Augustus Glück demanded shared banking before going to wed; Violette handed over her cash and was left with only gum to chew on Augustus Glück exigeat de faire compte communs avant de se marrier; Violette offrit son cash et n’avait plus que de la gomme à macher


Augustus Glück demanded shared wanking before going to bed; Violette handed over her gash and was left with only cum to chew on Augustus Glück exigeat une branlette récirpoque avant de se coucher; Violette offrit sa chatte et n’avait plus que du foutre à macher

Bill Clinton’s seating plan gave him plenty of cheques

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Bill Clinton”s seating plans gave him plenty of cheques. Le plan de table de Clinton lui a valut plein de cheques pour les éléctions.


Bill Clinton’s cheating plans gave him plenty of sexe. Les plans pour tromper sa femme ont valut à Clinton plein de sexe.

She loves ‘spicks’ because of their derms’ sweet odour

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She loves “spicks” because of their derms’ sweet odour Elle aime les mulâtres car leur peau sent bon

She loves dicks because of their sperm’s sweet odour Elle aime les bites car leur sperme sent bon

This banker supports the rent ploy. Why always a banker?

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This  banker supports the rent  ploy. Why always a banker? Ce banquier support le complot des rentiers. Pourquoi toujours un banquier?


This  planker supports the rent  boy. Buy always a wanker… Cet enfoiré support un gigolo. Il faut toujours acheter son branleur.

The more DSK’s hotel offers, the less the one maid can cope with

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The more DSK’s hotel offers, the less the one maid can cope with. Plus l’hôtel de DSK offre de services, moins la seule employée suit le rythme.


The whore, DSK’s motel offers; the mess, the one laid can cope with. Le motel de DSK offre la putain; à celui qui se la fait de nettoyer le bordel après

This rug explains the Battle in the Boyne: a small light started that fire

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This rug explains the Battle in the Boyne: a small light started that fire. Cette tapisserie illustre la bataille de la Boyne: une étincelle a allumé ce grand feux


This bug explains the rattle in the loin: a small bite started that fire. Cette bestiole explique le trépidassion dans son pantalon: une petite pique a causé cette brulure